OK, OK, I know that I am physics geek...
Nov. 21st, 2006 11:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kathbadThese really amused me:
Why was Heisenberg's wife unsatisfied?
When he had the time he didn't have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn't have the momentum.
Top 10 reasons to date an Engineer
-They are used to all nighters
-They are always willing to experiment
-They know how to increase and decrease friction
-They know all about heat transfer
-They do it with more torque
-Engineering couples have better moments
-They know how to deal with stress and strain
-They know how to test their rigid cantilevers
-"Lubrication, friction, and wear" is a class
-They design and build large erections
The pilot of a plane on its way out of Poland dies unexpectedly in flight. A passenger is asked to fill in. He looks at the controls and shakes his head. "What's wrong?" someone asks. The reply: "I'm just a simple Pole in a complex plane."
Ba-dum *tish*
Why was Heisenberg's wife unsatisfied?
When he had the time he didn't have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn't have the momentum.
Top 10 reasons to date an Engineer
-They are used to all nighters
-They are always willing to experiment
-They know how to increase and decrease friction
-They know all about heat transfer
-They do it with more torque
-Engineering couples have better moments
-They know how to deal with stress and strain
-They know how to test their rigid cantilevers
-"Lubrication, friction, and wear" is a class
-They design and build large erections
The pilot of a plane on its way out of Poland dies unexpectedly in flight. A passenger is asked to fill in. He looks at the controls and shakes his head. "What's wrong?" someone asks. The reply: "I'm just a simple Pole in a complex plane."
Ba-dum *tish*
